very very bad pick up lines
I looked and looked for this topic here somewhere already....oddly enough it wasn't here.... *shrug*So here is one I heard on the radio"If your rear is illeagl, I wanna take a bite out of crime..."
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Pick up - "Man I sure would like to get in your pants".Returned - "No thanks, I already have one asshole in here already".
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No?...
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I dont use pick up lines myself, the best way is to justtalk straight up shit. I had a friend once, we were riding in a bar district in my car several years ago & saw 2 hotties walking down the...
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.............*The clincher*............ not a pick up line.great for bar chicks!meet her, talk to her, get her in your car to go out for a bite to eat. steer the conversation & when she finally...
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said to me, not a thin or in anyway small person after watching me order a Captain Morgan's and Diet Coke:"How does a little thing like you handle a big drink like that?"ummm...A) I could pick you up...
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Why don't you pick me up and carry me to your car. We can talk about our destination on the way.(is that taking pick up lines a touch to literal?)
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which also makes them auto candidates for "bad".Hay momma, are those twin peeks open for tourtists.Pies Lesu DomineDona eis Requiem(wham)
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"NICE ASS!!!" ..............................too bad about the face"
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and do it for "old Glory".Pies Lesu DomineDona eis Requiem(wham)
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